Remember the hit play The Vagina Monologues?

If you ever saw the show in all its feminist glory — with Eve Ensler’s brilliant combination of audacity, insights, and triple orgasms — you more than likely first saw it in college. And you’re probably a woman.

That was not the case for me. Not exactly.

When I was in high school, my drama club decided to do a student production of the show — but with one small twist. They were going to put on the first-ever co-ed version of The Vagina Monologues. And they told me, “Josh, we’ve got the perfect monologue just for you.”

An inspired idea? Or a recipe for gender-bending disaster?

Watch my latest video for NPR’s Snap Judgment, filmed live at the Nokia Theater in Los Angeles.

And if Eve Ensler is reading this…trust me, Eve. It wasn’t my idea.